RANDOM SAVAGERY -- The 600 First Avenue Country Club strikes again: Jerry Sichting, practically a charter member, returns one more time to be an assistant coach for Wittman, another Country Club regular who got to leave once and come back. Yes, it's good to be in the Country Club, where you can check out anytime you like, but you may never leave....I reserve the right to change my mind before draft day, but if you tell me today that Corey Brewer and Mike Conley will both be available when the Wolves pick at No. 7, I'll tell you I love them both, but I'd take the point guard. Yeah, the Wolves have a slew, but when you have a slew that means you have none with presence. Conley has it....
Something weird about this picture: Torii Hunter explains Gary Sheffield's warped social commentary better than Sheffield does and he's not Sheffield. Hunter's mistake is that he's giving Sheffield way too much credit for thinking this stuff through as much as Hunter does....Reason No. 3,456 why baseball weenies have way too many unwritten rules: Alfonso Soriano got plunked the other day because, after hitting three home runs, he had the audacity to try to stretch a single into a double with the Cubs ahead 9-1....
Daunte Culpepper, clearly in denial, is now trying to throw his ex-coach, Nick Saban, under the bus. Daunte is saying it was Saban who all but forced him to try to come back too soon, when it is well-known that it was Daunte himself who foolishly rushed his recovery period, and now may never recover....Anybody else notice how much tougher the Twins commentary has suddenly become on the old local Twins radio station, now that the team has left that frequency? Amazing courage under no pressure....
Barry Bonds moves one step closer to the home run record he doesn't deserve, which gives the Bumper to Bumper program another opportunity to honor our home-run leader Hank Aaron with another Hank Aaron minute. Don't miss it Tuesday afternoon at about 4:40.